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A hilariously innocent gardening tale that's definitely not about gardening.
When Tulips Touch My Peonies is a rhyming adult parody picture book that lovingly mimics the style of classic children's stories while delivering a bouquet full of clever double entendres and laugh-out-loud innuendo.
When Andy discovers that his peonies have become droopy, wilted, and unable to stand tall on their own, he tries everything he can think of to help them recover. Then visitors begin arriving with their beautiful tulips. Whenever their tulips touch his peonies, something remarkable happens-his peonies perk up, spring to life, and stand proudly once again.
Told through charming rhymes and whimsical illustrations, this humorous gift book is perfect for readers who enjoy:
- Adult parody picture books
- Funny gardening gifts
- Innuendo humor
- Gag gifts for friends and couples
- White elephant gift exchanges
- Coffee table humor books
- Lighthearted adult comedy
When Tulips Touch My Peonies keeps a straight face while delivering a blooming bouquet of suggestive laughs.
Whether you're shopping for a gardener, a plant lover, a spouse with a mischievous sense of humor, or simply someone who appreciates a well-crafted double meaning, this delightful parody is sure to leave readers smiling.
Warning: May cause spontaneous giggling whenever someone mentions tulips, peonies, flower pots, or "helping things stand up." Definitely NOT a children's book.
Categories/Keywords: Adult parody book, funny gardening book, humorous gift book, innuendo humor, rhyming comedy book, novelty gift, gag gift for adults, parody children's book, flower humor, funny plant lover gift.
- Format: Trade Paperback
- Author: Orlando, Justin
- ISBN: 9798199947886
- Condition: New
- Dimensions: 8.50 x 0.07
- Number Of Pages: 28
- Publication Year: 2026
Language:
English