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Listen Up, America
The solution to your problems has plopped right in your lap. Mama is running for president
Discover How President Thelma Harper would handle:
- Immigration--I'll tell you how we solve the problem at our border: build senior citizen housing all along the American side. No one sees more than a nosy old lady peeking through her window blinds.
- Emergency Preparedness--Emergency response should be in the hands of the experts who have the resources and determination to respond quickly. I'm talking about Domino's and Pizza Hut.
- Airport Security--As long as we have to take our shoes off, I will install a shoe-buffing brush inside the X-ray machine so your shoes will get a little shine as they go through.
- Animals--If I have a dog at the White House, I will have it spayed or neutered to control its sex drive, which is something that might have been a good idea for some of our previous presidents.
Thelma Harper is running for president, and the free world will never be the same
- Format: Trade Paperback
- Author: Lawrence, Vicki
- ISBN: 9781401604097
- Condition: New
- Dimensions: 8.92 x 0.55
- Number Of Pages: 208
- Publication Year: 2008
Language:
English