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Overview
Overview
As a little kid, a boy would pinch the girl he liked. As a grown-up, Mark Svartz plans her ultimate demise through a number of twisted murder plots that involve lead pipes, escape routes, and David Hasselhoff. Some guys never grow up. This book chronicles the eight months, sixteen days, and some-odd hours since Mark first laid eyes on the despicable, wretched wench he's destined to fight to the death. Every note, thought, IM, email, Post-It, and craigslist ad looking for a crime-scene clean-up is meticulously catalogued in Mark's journal. Is it a diary of a mad man? Or a man madly in love? Who cares? It's seriously messed up. And seriously funny.
- Format: Trade Paperback
- Author: Svartz, Mark
- ISBN: 9781440527548
- Condition: Used
- Dimensions: 7.50 x 0.80
- Number Of Pages: 112
- Publication Year: 2012