How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

by Grahame-Smith, Seth
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ISBN: 9781683691464
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Written by best-selling author, screenwriter, and producer Seth Grahame-Smith (The Lego Batman Movie; Stephen King's It), with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan...and it just might save your life.

Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. But don't freak out--just read this book With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including:

- How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in
- The five types of slashers and how to defeat them
- How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects
- How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats
- What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead

  • Format: Trade Paperback
  • Author: Grahame-Smith, Seth
  • ISBN: 9781683691464
  • Condition: Used
  • Dimensions: 6.90 x 0.60
  • Number Of Pages: 176
  • Publication Year: 2019

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