Does the Name Pavlov Ring a Bell?: 879 Hilarious Puns to Test Your Wit

by Blake, Gary
ISBN: 9781510726017
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Overview

Everyone loves wordplay This collection of more than eight hundred quips and pun-filled anecdotes will have your friends in stitches Classics and new inventions fill these pages with humor and wit. Divided into chapters according to theme--animals, celebrities, careers, food, and so on--there's a pun for every occasion Author Gary Blake dares you not to snicker at his contrivances:

  • Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
  • Davy Crockett had three ears. A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
  • A backwards poet writes inverse.
  • Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.
  • Like tavern owners, ballet dancers make most of their money at the barre.
  • Horses in the movies only have bit parts.
  • Why does the Pope travel so much? Because he's a roamin' Catholic.
  • Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
  • A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
  • Eve was the first person to eat herself out of house and home.
  • I used to work in a blanket factory, but the company folded.
  • The calendar thief only got twelve months.
  • A great gift or coffee table book, there's no time like the present to order a copy of Does the Name Pavlov Ring a Bell? for the word-twisting, pun-loving humorist in your life.

    • Format: Trade Paperback
    • Author: Blake, Gary
    • ISBN: 9781510726017
    • Condition: Used
    • Dimensions: 7.10 x 0.90
    • Number Of Pages: 272
    • Publication Year: 2018