"During an afternoon skate session through his new hometown of San Francisco, Billy Black is disgusted to find the city overrun with stinky hippies, self-righteous gutter punks, and vapid yuppies. While paying forward some community service by drunkenly bludgeoning a band of Burning Man refugees with the skull of Jerry Garcia, Billy inadvertantly becomes immersed in an evil Nazi conspiracy to turn the world into mindless hippie zombies in order to usher in the 4th Reich."