Felis catus a more inscrutable pet simply does not exist. How can we truly understand our kitties--their loves, their needs, their desire to poop on the things we hold most dear? ABCDE-F-YOU provides a full descriptive alphabet elucidating some of Fluffy's finest features, from A ("A is for ass. Your cat will lick his own vigorously and loudly at all times") to Z ("Z is for Zen, which cat ownership provides 4% of the time"). These 26 feline facts--packaged as a 64-page postcard collection--are a must for all committed cat lovers hoping to finally make sense of their furry friend's foibles.