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Overview
Overview
A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.
"Utter rubbish. Not a single helpful fact. Zero stars, but I can't count that low."
- Mathly Incorrect Weekly
"The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book."
- Readers Indigestion Digest
"My chair enjoyed it more than I did."
- Better Homes & Bookends
"Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has."
- The Zoological Missed-it Monthly
"My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot."
- Parenting Panic Quarterly
"Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed."
- Aquatic Book Review & Snacks
"Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain."
- IQ Not Included
"A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed."
- The London Foghorn
"This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less."
- Forgetful & Free Newsletter
"If I could unread it, I would. Twice."
- Amnesia Weekly
- Format: Hardcover
- Author: Abel, Andrew Robert
- ISBN: 9798989431663
- Condition: New
- Dimensions: 8.50 x 0.25
- Number Of Pages: 34
- Publication Year: 2025
Language:
English